Road trip

By fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
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needleinmypants_fml 3

well you can't bond more than discussing old pubes!

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JoeyxCloud 0

Seriously. You can't have great family moments like that. Enjoy it while you can. I bet you'll miss it when you don't go on trips anymore.

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Your family will blend in well in Arizona. Not an FML.

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MrBoredomioo 18

**** you I'm from Arizona and that is not even half accurate!

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iamchuck 0

Pray that the foul odor from the back seat is the dog, not you.

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KikiThePug 0

Ooh Ooh! My owner live in Arizona too! You should visit her! And I'd like a new friend retriever (Right?) that has a big ass. :3 -Kiki

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cantfightfate 0

a pug that was born in 82? holy hell that's one old dog..

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KiaMaster 0

I wonder if we added a screaming baby to the picture, would it make u hate it even more?

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shoelaces301 0

prob not it would block the sound of dads pube hair talk

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Hopersz 0

Lmfao. This reminds me when my parents took me my sister and my brother down to state line. Aka Nevada. Man I hated that damn trip lol. Squuezed in a small van and somehow someway my brother managed to hook up the playstation to my portable dvd player. Lol funny stuff. Anywho ur fam sounds cool lol. Good luck

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shortyshort21 0

sounds like my family trips when I lived in Cali.

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oakeidoakei 9

It depends on where you're at and where you're driving to, but you do know AZ's only a couple of hours away, right? Besides that, have fun! :D

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danielsharpwoo 0

sounds like fun. my family doesn't go on road trips.. yay!

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QWERTYCommander 5

What kind of family goes to Arizona!? Isn't that state known for it's high number of racists, rednecks, and racist rednecks? Anyway, the road trip sounds like fun. I don't think any of my road trips were ever that fun.

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Lilllly_1316 0

and Mexicans! don't forget the mexicans! nah. just kidding, I love my border jumpers. :)

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oakeidoakei 9

Well, actually, I've only encountered one racist here before. And I was in 6th grade. I've never heard of some actual racism reports here. Just all of the dang weather.

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koryman123 0

dude, r u serious? u obviously have never been here..... i don't think I've ever seen a redneck here... lol! and were not racist. that law is a federal law, haha! try reading once in a while....

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Ninjasaurus18 9

Nah, you're thinking about the south. Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia... That area. My ex art teacher lives down there now(for work) and she said the homophobes, racism and just basically hating for being different is horrible down there. One kid was getting beat up for being gay, and Ms. G tried to break it up, and called the bully's parents. They said "Good, maybe he can beat the gayness out of my nephew. He's contaminating our family tree."

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