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Roaming gangs

By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

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By aarone23 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

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By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up to find both my sisters standing over me. One of them punched me in the balls, then dragged me out of bed by my feet. The other poured a jug of ice cold water over me, while the other kicked me in the balls again, from behind this time. They yelled, "Happy birthday." FML

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By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

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By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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By reallyhighschool - 03/12/2013 16:34 - United States - Torrance

Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML

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You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

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Suspect

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

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shift_love 13

Friday 18 May 2012 18:28

You should have offered them a poison apple or something and plays the part of the haggard villain

wannagofast 3

Friday 18 May 2012 18:30

And they lived happily ever after

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Alesanabel 9

Sunday 20 May 2012 17:23

That's awesome!

jessicainpieces 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 22:24

That is freaking awesome! Not being beaten, but the fact they had Disney princess masks on. :3

summer_errday 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 22:56

Ah... The small bitches of today's generation. Kinda sad

oldred16 0

Monday 21 May 2012 9:57

It's not like you could hit them back

MsMeiriona 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 0:48

And you can't even fight back, they're kids!

slackattack364 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 6:57

Are you sure they were not midgets wearing Disney princess masks

CastielJ 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:49

Where is Tom Hansen? Those kids watch too much "To Catch a ______"

nikitaE 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 8:21

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fallenangel72 7

Friday 10 August 2012 23:20

Slap the lil bitches

GRgoldfish 19

Tuesday 21 May 2013 18:34

I don't understand how a group of 6 year old GIRLS can not only jump you, but also kick the liveing crap out of you? give me all your man cards right now!

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