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Roaming gangs

By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

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By aarone23 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

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By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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Family tradition

By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up to find both my sisters standing over me. One of them punched me in the balls, then dragged me out of bed by my feet. The other poured a jug of ice cold water over me, while the other kicked me in the balls again, from behind this time. They yelled, "Happy birthday." FML

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No good deed…

By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

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Rewind time

By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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WHO ARE YOU?

By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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By reallyhighschool - 03/12/2013 16:34 - United States - Torrance

Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML

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You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

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Suspect

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

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shift_love 13

Friday 18 May 2012 18:28

You should have offered them a poison apple or something and plays the part of the haggard villain

wannagofast 3

Friday 18 May 2012 18:30

And they lived happily ever after

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jd31482 0

Friday 18 May 2012 23:40

Ydi if you got beat up by 6 year olds

I_Punch_Babies 7

Friday 18 May 2012 23:44

herbert: "i hope you dont find my money strapped to my thigh!"

Hiphuray4peas 27

Friday 18 May 2012 23:47

I'm a little curious as to the gender of the 6 year olds..... kinda cool idea with the masks!

purpleskullcandy 7

Friday 18 May 2012 23:56

And in other news, today someone was beaten by a gang of six year old princesses. If you know the whereabouts of this group please call 111-111-111. They are armed and dangerous. Do not approach!

kaymi 17

Saturday 19 May 2012 1:03

Reminds me of the cartoon RECESS, where the kindergarten kids were savages terrorizing whoever fell in their path.

RedCrow 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 1:18

This is where you move. Far FAR away.

vbmg152 18

Saturday 19 May 2012 3:00

What??

gmaxwell1 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 3:03

Time to go to the gym..

nightwishs 13

Saturday 19 May 2012 3:37

Demon spawn I tell you lol

ZombieMaiden 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 3:37

Always keep your guard up.

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