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Rocks

By Anonymous - 05/02/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I baked my boyfriend his favorite cookies for his birthday. Well, I tried. I followed the recipe, but they somehow turned out diamond hard. When he tried to bite into one, he chipped a tooth. Instead of being mad, he laughed and said, “At least you tried.” Now I’m stuck with inedible cookies and a dentist's bill. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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Yudith 24

Wednesday 5 February 2025 18:51

A good trick with hard tacks like your cookies is to dunk them in a hot drink for a while, and then eating them.

ninithel 21

Wednesday 5 February 2025 20:28

on the positive note at least you have a sweet boyfriend that appreciates the effort

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Yudith 24

Wednesday 5 February 2025 18:51

A good trick with hard tacks like your cookies is to dunk them in a hot drink for a while, and then eating them.

jobekka 20

Wednesday 5 February 2025 19:23

sounds like a lovely relationship

ninithel 21

Wednesday 5 February 2025 20:28

on the positive note at least you have a sweet boyfriend that appreciates the effort

Leah Magers 12

Thursday 6 February 2025 7:14

I've done the same. your SO is an absolute green flag though!

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