By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
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bengermin 5

But... Tissues are for something else..

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DocBastard 38

Correct. Because people can't possibly be expected to communicate with each other over something like this. Dumping him is the ONLY option.

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Ks22 4

Ahh definite sign to dump him.

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DocBastard 38

Correct. Because people can't possibly be expected to communicate with each other over something like this. Dumping him is the ONLY option.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Nope, I think it's either him or your furniture is going to go through hell.

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auntycj 0

Seriously, by 22? He's disgusting. I expect that from my 3 year old, but even then he gets a reminder to use a Kleenex and possibly a time-out if he did it on purpose (aka looked me in the eye while wiping boogers on the couch) if your BF still has no concept of the appropriate disposal of bodily secretions, it's time to cut your losses and move on.

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noto_fml 0

Think ks22 was being sarcastic.... Let's calm down before all jumping on him

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1crabbygirl 10

Dirty, disgusting and disrespectful. You can't take it out in public, that's a deal breaker ladies. And do I hear men advocating she should *change* the bf?! Maybe she already has a job.

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1crabbygirl 10

as if you know?

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bengermin 5

But... Tissues are for something else..

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

exactly, that's why he used the couch he was saving them for another occasion ;D

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sourgirl101 28

Throw the box of tissues at him and make him clean up his mess!

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Mommyof2_91 10

So he can beat her up for throwing a box of Kleenex at him..ya cuz that hurts so bad... Wth? If a guy beat a women for something so petty then there would be a problem..

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ladyLALAA 28

20, I though you had gone back to your normal comments again. But no, here you come with your dictionary and thesaurus again!

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SignUpisntcool 3

50- I actually thumbed up your comment, but I don't know if that's just me.

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Krirn 21

Did he wipe his nose on the arm rest afterwards? Or on the headrest?

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LoveMay 10

Does it really matter?

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RedPillSucks 31

Good to know you're dating a man-boy

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ADuckOnQuack_fml 0

Eh... Tell him to use tissues next time. If he doesn't, make a witty remark. Haha! That will show him!

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coffee_man900 16

Such as... "How would you feel if I wiped my ass on your couch?" Then punch him.

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M0NK3Yz 2

LoL , you should had made him lick it clean

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mike3775 35

I really hope you mentioned something to him about it, instead of simply running to FML to post about it

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WCARlover 34

I definitely read "couch" as "crotch" at first

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micahsmommy 13

I think OP probably would have preferred crotch. A pair of trousers are easier to clean than the couch.

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Jakesterk96 8

Lol, I did the same and was wondering "our crotch"?

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