Weird, Roommate and Awkward: Roommates from hell

Roommates from hell

By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 00:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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Ripped off

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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You deserved it 3 848

By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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Landlords gonna landlord

By katurday - 03/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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By sen - 19/02/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

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bacon_lover100 11

Tuesday 11 March 2014 11:32

You don't have to tolerate that shit, just talk to your roommate about.

Morqan_Freeman 14

Tuesday 11 March 2014 11:38

Tell your roomate that decisions that involve your place shouldn't be made without you. Even if this person staying there is nice and all, a little respect goes a long way.

Comments

tayymeds 23

Tuesday 11 March 2014 19:17

Stranger danger. How do even know what she's saying is true?

briang959 47

Tuesday 11 March 2014 19:35

Brown chicken brown cow. :)

DeeDeeJay 15

Tuesday 11 March 2014 19:44

Without your permission? It's your room too

nachosbabygurl 9

Tuesday 11 March 2014 21:08

tell her kick rocks

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 12 March 2014 0:02

Did you kick her out. In fact kick your room mate out as well. How rude! Giving away someone else's bedroom without asking for permission. So what did you do?

Firedragoncody 7

Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:08

Is she hot?

andy1500726 19

Wednesday 12 March 2014 2:41

kick her out

silverstream20 20

Wednesday 12 March 2014 4:43

I'd be seriously upset if my roommate did that to me. However, I wouldn't in good conscience kick the woman out because my roommate was disrespectful, but I would have a very stern discussion about it when they returned.

kasmol 16

Wednesday 12 March 2014 5:49

Either there is more to the story, such as your roommate is the primary person on the lease, or you are a sucker. Either send her on her way or leave yourself.