Miscellaneous: Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff...

By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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Last laugh

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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Bottle bank

By TiredStudent - 12/06/2020 23:07 - Australia

Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML

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By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

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Friday 5 July 2013 9:00

Good that youre moving, huh

cuppycakeslove 20

Friday 5 July 2013 9:04

Atleast you're out of there, your ex roommate seems to have no respect for your things.

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asdfghjklana 9

Friday 5 July 2013 9:00

Good that youre moving, huh

whos_ur_daddy1 19

Friday 5 July 2013 9:14

He's just helping you out haha

thatkidhesh 11

Friday 5 July 2013 17:32

next time leave a note. and move the alcohol out first

cuppycakeslove 20

Friday 5 July 2013 9:04

Atleast you're out of there, your ex roommate seems to have no respect for your things.

Wakachulak 22

Friday 5 July 2013 9:04

All your alcohol?! How could she?!

cathyfang1533 12

Friday 5 July 2013 10:39

It probably wasn't difficult for her to chug all of it as she cries over her master's degree while hugging one of her many cats... Uh I mean how could she? I've certainly never done anything of that sort...c'mere Mr. Tiger, mama needs some sugar...

cottoncandymango 17

Friday 5 July 2013 9:04

Well now you don't have to worry about moving/taking care of that stuff!

cathyfang1533 12

Friday 5 July 2013 10:30

Screw clothes, what if OP left her laptop or iPad or iPhone?! I can go naked, but I can't live without the Internet! Oh dear god, the nightmares! The terrifying nightmares! *Hyperventilates*

strawberrywine22 30

Friday 5 July 2013 12:38

Screw the clothes, laptop, iPad and iPhone...the roommate drank all the alcohol!!

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Friday 5 July 2013 9:10

I hate how some people can have little to no respect for someone else's belongings.

17This_Is_Me17 8

Friday 5 July 2013 9:14

Just take all their things

twinkiefeets 17

Friday 5 July 2013 9:14

Take all her stuff. I hope you two are the same size and style. bad roommates are the worst I feel for you op, been there before.

thewife5 19

Friday 5 July 2013 16:17

Maybe the OP was the bad roommate and left her stuff laying around the apartment she no longer lives in for weeks maybe. We don't know. She should of had a conversation with her roommate about how long she planned in storing her stuff in her old apartment.