Roommate and Money: Roommates from hell

Roommates from hell

By WTF - 30/12/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 16:04 - United States

Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML

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By ihateithere - 25/03/2019 20:00

Today, I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food. FML

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By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 01:03 - United States

Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML

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Interesting dilemma

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 04:00

Today, I learned that as much as I try to save my money, it always just slips through my fingers. After rent, I got paid $280 yesterday, $85 went out on my gym membership, $95 went out on my internet, $125 went out on my Hello Fresh. I have to choose between half a tank of petrol or breakfast/lunch for the week. FML

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You deserved it 1 809

Sweet talking

By ... - 21/04/2012 02:49 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML

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You deserved it 38 384

Pay a living wage

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 14:01

Today, I live in a world where I work 50 hours a week, and yet after paying all necessary bills, eating one meal a day, and only drinking water from the tap, I am £130 pounds poorer than last week, all because I had to use my credit card and increase my debt to buy petrol and pay the gas bill. FML

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You deserved it 143

Roommate from hell #457

By Theguyinthedark - 30/06/2016 13:23 - Bangladesh

Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML

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You deserved it 1 151

By me - 02/03/2011 23:21 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML

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By AH. - 07/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML

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Friday 30 December 2011 15:57

Move out, get some new flat mates. You'll make the money back.

uprising_fml 0

Friday 30 December 2011 16:00

have a back bone and tell them that you are going to pay the phone contract, to stop eating your damn food and to **** OFF .

Comments

Dcm210 19

Friday 30 December 2011 23:54

get rid of them and save money,maybe buy a gun instead.

nellienufflenew 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 0:06

You are making pathetic excuses. Put your foot down and either tell them where to go, or move out. Stop being a pansy!!!

asherm 15

Saturday 31 December 2011 0:43

Put ipacac or x lax in the food and let em have it! Or save up and get personal fridge you can lock in room

leaffan 1

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:00

Your the idiot who keeps buying food. Only buy enough for you.

BadSuerte 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:00

That's why they call fast food & make them pay for groceries & the phone & the T.V.

redmnky21 8

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:03

someone needs new flatmates or needs to grow a pair... whichever comes first

disney_blonde 16

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:13

Balls. Grow some. And get only non-refrigerated food you can hide in your room.

Cheerieful_fml 2

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:30

Get a locked fridge and buy yourself a phone.

coco5683_fml 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:30

Store your food in your bedroom get a mini fridge and put a lock on your door. Oh and tell them you didn't put in for the tv with the money the saved buying groceries. :-) good luck and enjoy the new phone!