Customers, Insulting and Work: Rude

Rude

By -_- - 22/09/2013 18:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant I really like. As I waited on my first customer, I suggested that he try the apple pie, because it's my favourite. He looked up at me and said, "Yeah? Figures! Lay off 'em, porky!" FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

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By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

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Tipped off

By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 23:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

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By Irobot - 15/03/2017 22:00

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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I want what I want

By cydia123 - 10/05/2019 06:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me. Why? An old lady spent 30 minutes looking at our menu before asking for "cottage pie." After telling her that it wasn't an item on the menu, she spent another 20 minutes deciding. She then asked for several more items we didn't have, then complained to my boss. FML

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By IrNatalie - 02/06/2015 08:59 - United States - Laveen

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

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TrackGirl19 29

Sunday 22 September 2013 23:00

That was incredibly rude of him. Don't let a dick comment get to you!

brebabee793 13

Sunday 22 September 2013 23:00

people are not smart to be rude to the people who handle their food.

Comments

jarockstar27 10

Monday 23 September 2013 5:15

Ok I am chubby and no one has ever said that to me at my restaurant! Man you have some rude customers! I'm sorry OP!

ARandolph13 1

Monday 23 September 2013 6:07

..just spit in his pie..

elsuperloco68 12

Monday 23 September 2013 6:41

Hey!! Fat girls need love too!!

oskarwal90 4

Monday 23 September 2013 7:11

Someone is getting spit I'm their fooood

Fedezzer 20

Monday 23 September 2013 8:47

YOU are their food?

fyl7899 12

Monday 23 September 2013 11:32

When I did the moderate the FML things a few days ago this FML was on it but now the last part is changed. The customer never said that. Was it added for dramatic purposes or something?

JanisEvans 10

Monday 23 September 2013 11:56

It's probably true, then? On the plus side: customers in my cafe sometimes tend to prefer recommendations from the more chunky waitresses over the ones I offer. Because they think they know what they talk about. It goes both ways. I've heard "You clearly don't eat anything here" so many times. Isn't more fun.