Customers, Insulting and Work: Rude

Rude

By -_- - 22/09/2013 18:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant I really like. As I waited on my first customer, I suggested that he try the apple pie, because it's my favourite. He looked up at me and said, "Yeah? Figures! Lay off 'em, porky!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

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By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 23:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

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By Irobot - 15/03/2017 22:00

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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I want what I want

By cydia123 - 10/05/2019 06:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me. Why? An old lady spent 30 minutes looking at our menu before asking for "cottage pie." After telling her that it wasn't an item on the menu, she spent another 20 minutes deciding. She then asked for several more items we didn't have, then complained to my boss. FML

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By IrNatalie - 02/06/2015 08:59 - United States - Laveen

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

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TrackGirl19 29

Sunday 22 September 2013 23:00

That was incredibly rude of him. Don't let a dick comment get to you!

brebabee793 13

Sunday 22 September 2013 23:00

people are not smart to be rude to the people who handle their food.

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XO920 5

Tuesday 24 September 2013 4:24

That's inhumane of him, no one deserves that.

alwaysmalia 12

Tuesday 24 September 2013 4:24

Yeah he's an ass for saying that to you.. But you should take the negative and turn it into a positive. Hit the gym.

nessparty 5

Tuesday 24 September 2013 7:17

but pie is awesome! he needs to layoff being a jerk

ingram450 3

Tuesday 24 September 2013 7:46

it may have been rude but if you really are fat you have to realize it or be told

Sheh_fml 25

Tuesday 24 September 2013 19:08

Why does being fat justify being insulted?

AsianBomb_xo 10

Wednesday 25 September 2013 11:35

*the things you gotta deal with, as being a waiter. he must've had a bad day or either he's just an arrogant guy. Leave it to Karma, hunn(:

sanecatlady 13

Friday 27 September 2013 3:44

Wow. Just wow, I can't believe how incredibly rude a lot of customers are. My mother and I eat out once a week and we'd never say such things.

ashleyylove3 22

Tuesday 17 December 2013 17:42

Unfortunately, you're going to be waiting on a lot more arse holes similar to this person. FYL, porky.

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Same thing different taste

Tipped off

I want what I want

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