By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML
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cutycat136 28

Should have just brushed it off and said sorry sir, I believe you may be in the wrong place for that dish. Try ordering something on the menu please

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praesidiem 16

I don't know why this is getting down voted. I've farted on all the girls that flirt with me, and none of them have bothered again!

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birdyyy 17

It should have been hard to gather all that farts

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jaredofmo 22

Considering some of the stuff I've seen online, that might actually be counter-productive.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

I'm pretty sure it got downvoted because you can't fart on your clients at work

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smokecloud_ 37

Yes you can. We call it crop dusting. :3

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SlimDanny 15

As brilliant as this is, I feel it could hurt OP's chances at a good tip.

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MisterEx 28

Yet, we can't say that OP wasn't offered the tip. If you know what I mean "creepy stare and smile"

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cutycat136 28

Should have just brushed it off and said sorry sir, I believe you may be in the wrong place for that dish. Try ordering something on the menu please

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RedPillSucks 31

oooooohhhhhhh...... smooth. Ima write that one down.

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psychopolarbear 28

Or tell the old man that those buns are worth more than he can afford.

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MrConcise 34

And if he can afford them, he's probably a millionaire, meaning sacrifices must be made for OP to begin Operation: Gold Digger.

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yukinoryu 6

No no. OP should have replied: Do you talk to your mom that way when requesting food during meals? "pass your ass, please" Can you imagine the spanking that would ensue...

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TisAPenguin 16

If OP was a female, everyone would be screaming harassment. But no, he's a guy so he should just "brush it off."

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Ang3lofd3ath167 18

Not that one fish in spongebob.. He lost his ass a while ago

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TheOneShogun1996 6

Now that poor soul is stuck with the Iron Butt

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angelofsaturn 23

Not Hank Hill. He had to wear a gluteal support device when he was lawnmower racing.

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giantsfan2010 23

No trust me, they're not.

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ApollosMyth 22

Which is a lot.

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sdroze1389 31

I think it was from the movie waiting "the customer is always an asshole"

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vikky538 28

I thought you were a girl until i read the last word of FML

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Alex330 4

Looks like somebody missed the joke

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CaptainRR 20

At least it was a compliment. Hey, customer is always right ;)

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Lazet 8

You could take it as a compliment, I guess. Good luck with your new job though!

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ashmix123 15

well now you know what some girls go through

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booze_n_bitches 37

Totally agree! So many jobs have this kind of behaviour going on... Pervy patients in hospitals, drunk people in bars, people hitting on retail staff for a discount. It's everywhere!

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