Run away time

By kittyfiddlernono - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Bulgaria - Pernik

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Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
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Top comments

Redoxx_fml 22

I guess doggy style means something else to him

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badassmf1234 22

How does that even come up in conversation?

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oj101 33

I wonder how a person can twist and shape their mouth to look like &

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upallnight11 19

I really hope he doesn't.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I don't think he has any pets. He has potential love interests.

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Zimmington 21

At least he didn't tell you he secretly masturbated to "My Little Pony"

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NeighSoulSister 6

I dunno about you, but I'd rather have someone tell me they secretly ********** to My Little Pony than tell me how *********** "isn't really so wrong."

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neeni88 23

Who knows? He could do both. One does not exclude the other. In fact, one encourages the other... Sort of.

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hawright 13

Ok, I'll say it, "Baaaa doesn't always mean no."

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rhysfucker 24

Don't judge too quickly; we've all dated our share of pigs at one time or another...

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olpally 32

What a freak! Run away!!! WTF? Weirdo!

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SoulAmeliorate 16

Yes, because the first thought that passes through my mind when I eat a spoonful of ice cream, is, "OH, **********!"

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Merylwen 24

Yeah, I really want OP to tell us how that came in the conversation.

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Melix 31

It's okay to be single ya know? You have more freedom and you get to explore if you know what I mean ;)

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cheeseygeek 12

Maybe that's what he had to resort to before he managed to score a date...

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