Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
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haw008 14

Your "rep" won't matter when you're dead.

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stuth186 7

At least they were only chasing you, you can't outrun a bullet

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purple91 8

Hey, you clearly survived and now have an awesome tale to tell for the rest of your life.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Warriorrrs, come out to playyy...

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TheNewGuy03 28

Apparently, your life also hung in the balance. |the kid|

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TimysterGates 15

Here's an idea. You could've kicked it back normally. If you don't agree, look on the bright sideh: Running is GREAT for your shape, if you keep it up you might be a shirtless gangster yourself someday!

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Ecklcakes 15

If you had tried not being nice to little kids you wouldn't have ended up being chased by that kid's older brothers who were really just trying to give you back your wallet.

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WadeWilson_fml 6

Skinheads huh, hot lol.

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Torrey_Turner 12

They may not understand a rep but i do dont let them punk you

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tiger_lover9428 0

Oregon has rough parts? Really? How bad does your rep have to be in Oregon to go in the rough part.

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HomeAl0ne 20

You have to have at least been ticketed by the cops for crossing against the lights.

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