Cheating, Texting, Sexting, Telephones and Love: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By Safe - 17/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 036

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 337

You deserved it 3 160

By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 281

You deserved it 899

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By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 740

You deserved it 494

By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 777

You deserved it 5 876

All's well that ends well

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 03:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 778

You deserved it 529

By KiloLima01 - 08/01/2009 03:59 - Australia

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 222

You deserved it 4 254

By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Houston

Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 335

You deserved it 1 614

By kippis05 - 17/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 353

You deserved it 9 015

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 176

You deserved it 65 743

By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 466

You deserved it 5 034

Silhouette_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

At least you found out about it and can now dump the bitch.

oreomaple123 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

Wow that sucks.. I would texted back the guy and said Hey turns out I'm cheating on you and not tell her that...That would show her..

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Silhouette_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

At least you found out about it and can now dump the bitch.

6969awesome 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 15:00

keep the phone, say they didn't have it

Dr_Jalepenos 0

Monday 15 August 2011 16:44

No texting while driving.

i_luv_dogs 10

Sunday 19 May 2013 0:48

Hopefully Op's gf wasn't meeting up with one if the other boyfriends while OP got the phone...

oreomaple123 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

Wow that sucks.. I would texted back the guy and said Hey turns out I'm cheating on you and not tell her that...That would show her..

ffmmllyaya 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 19:52

maybe the other guy already know she was double shipping. but yeah I would get evil n have some fun before making the bitch come clean

FYLyo 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 4:53

ha ur passive-aggressive

lulzorz 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

wow FYL. waste of gas, waste of time, sounds like your gf is a waste of space. better luck next time, keep your head up :).

bigdreamer59 0

Friday 24 June 2011 2:51

you're hot

SparkleyTurtle 4

Friday 15 June 2012 22:26

Smash it on her face! >:(

fakeredone 1

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:22

you should have thrown her phone into traffic

pinkpolarbear 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 17:25

Exactly what i was thinking

andyyroxx 20

Wednesday 12 September 2012 2:54

After all that trouble...

nodbor 11

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:23

not quite the reward you were looking for for being a hero, was it

I_am_stupid_also 6

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:24

Txt him saying she is kind of bored and wants to try new things. Like anal and threesomes.

littlemuffet 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:26

She sucks, but being "bored in traffic" is no excuse for snooping. Still, FYL.

JHPugh 19

Friday 5 June 2015 0:06

There's no reason to cheat

yes_yes_yes 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:26

YES! Text HIM :D then destroy the phone saying there was a mix up... :]

mf_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:29

oh ****.

Loe_307 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:29

Keep the phone, run HER over. No seriously, don't do that. Txting the other guy might be fun though. Txt him saying she (pretending to be her) has some nasty std's or something. Go buck wild with it.