By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

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LolFMLnot 10

That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

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every1luvsboners 11

It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

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CraneTG 0

And then all the other family members thought it seemed fun and wanted to try it out for themselves! "PEW PEW PEW"

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Spinnmaster 1

Agreed, she needs to get back in the kitchen too!!!

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ikickgingers 15

How little ? O.o

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JustHello123 1

Wow haha I would've laughed cause thats funny lol

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IphonFML 6

dont blame him, blame star wars

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drewfus2 6

Selfish women. Those aliens almost got him.

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fabian21 0

Like that other FML about a boyfriend that did the same laser sound. Lasers are pretty badass, anyway.

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LolFMLnot 10

I can't help but notice everyone thumps down #22 comments. It's kind of sad :(

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fatgirllovesfml 0

Why aren't you in the kitchen anyway? Make yourself at home...clean their kitchen woman!

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kaprookie 3

Well OP thats what you get for dating children

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leadman1989 15

23 - Or star trek "Set the boobs to stun"

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luckymagruder 4

Funny stuff right there!

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flavboarder 9

It's not stars it's teh laser **** from the capita totally fkn awesome

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edgestr 2

Your all wrong it's from Austin Powers. The fembots.

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HetaliaFreak 10

I didn't know there were preschoolers on FML....

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Osito2011 9

45 and 153 grow up and enjoy the laser show.

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jobo50123 3

It could have been worse ... his nipples could have been erect ..

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awagh666 14

It could have been worse. His dad could have grabbed his mum's breasts and you could have had an inter galactic showdown.... Pew pew pew....

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amam96 7

I cried, I was just laughing so hard.

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JayJ17 7

Your fault you went out with him...

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Why are you dating a child in the first place. Damn pedophile...

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ONExLOVE_fml 4

Try reading the FML one more time. -.-

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LolFMLnot 10

That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

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pie29302930 0

I've been looking at your pic and I still can't figure out what it is. Haha I'm stupid.

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pie29302930 0

I mean I get what it's supposed to represent, but what is it, like actually? Does that make any sense? Haha

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LolFMLnot 10

Haha don't worry , even i don't know what it is. I just put it because it's funny, but it doesn't mean anything.

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gamercanadian 11

Its a radish lol mainly grown in south east Asia

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haw008 14

I would politely excuse myself to the restroom, and just never come back.

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pie29302930 0

Dick move, well I guess in this FML case, a vaginal move. Ha ha ha get it?

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icanseethesky13 1

Well, you're in his house..so..

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babiebuntin 7

And is this considered "normal" in his family? O_o

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ohmandapants 16

So then dump him! It's fairly simple. If you "can't believe" you're dating him, just stop dating him. Gotta kiss a few frogs before you find the prince! Your boyfriend is one of those frogs.

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Solano2580 24

#11 this is hardly something worth ending a relationship over. Also by your comparisons i'm guessing you're single and have been for some time, you sound really bitter

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