Kids: Runt of the Litter

Runt of the Litter

By junkjunkie - 11/06/2018 11:30 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML

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Donut_Wizard 23

Monday 11 June 2018 2:27

6 brothers, and you’re the only sister.

Allie614032 34

Monday 11 June 2018 2:25

How, exactly, did this come up in conversation?

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Dave_Davington 33

Monday 11 June 2018 5:11

This is why I'm glad to be an only child.

1gullible_bugger 34

Monday 11 June 2018 5:14

You'll show them. You've got the biggest one now. A grower not a shower. Right?

Dave_Davington 33

Monday 11 June 2018 5:34

Only one way to find out.

1gullible_bugger 34

Monday 11 June 2018 5:37

This is true

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Monday 11 June 2018 6:41

Why do you pay attention to that?

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 11 June 2018 9:39

Cornsnakes are adorable and cobras hurt you.

Davros 12

Monday 11 June 2018 10:42

Tell her dad said after 7 kids it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Davros 12

Saturday 16 June 2018 4:18

Haters. I don't care lol. I bust out laughing EVERY time I think of this one.

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 11 June 2018 19:50

Good job your adult siblings are now the ones hung like a squirrel.

rodfergie 18

Monday 11 June 2018 20:48

Tell her that her mom likes it.

FrysBeforeGuys 3

Tuesday 12 June 2018 3:00

At least she said at birth

mattyiscool123 26

Tuesday 12 June 2018 4:17

Big deal, it was at ******* birth

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 16 June 2018 4:20

Well, does that still apply?

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