Runt of the Litter

By junkjunkie - 11/06/2018 11:30 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23

6 brothers, and you’re the only sister.

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Allie614032 34

How, exactly, did this come up in conversation?

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real life problems 26

It's not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean!

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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Spoken like a true master.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Yeah but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.

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PenguinPal3017 19

It's kind of perverted for her to be thinking about that.

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Allie614032 34

How, exactly, did this come up in conversation?

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tounces7 27

Honestly I'm wondering how she even knows, I mean, that's not exactly something the hospital measures of newborn boys....

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RichardPencil 30

You’re obviously not a parent. A parent gets to know their kids’ genitalia far more than they’d like to from all of the diaper changes.

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Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16

My son is almost two. With diaper changes every few hours I see his dick more then I see my own.

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PenguinPal3017 19

I didn't think about it that way... my friend has a daughter. I help her out, babysit, change the lil girl, etc. I've seen her lady bits more than I've seen anyone else's.

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boopingsnoot 24

They actually do measure; there’s even a minimum penis length, and anything shorter is trimmed down and baby is declared a girl.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

boppingsnoot I somehow don't believe that. Did you make that up?

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rodfergie 18

This is the internet... You realize some people on here will believe you?

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boopingsnoot 24

They actually do measure; there’s even a minimum penis length, and anything shorter is trimmed down and baby is declared a girl.

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I'madumbass 19

So, if the penis is too small, then they just do a bunch of transgender stuff and then take it back to the parents and say, "It's a girl"???

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tounces7 27

Actually I'm a parent of 5, 2 are boys. However, she said "At birth". So, she'd have had to remember the sizes of 7 boys over probably at least a dozen years of time. Like I've changed tons and tons of diapers and I've still never committed sizes to memory....

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Justin Andrews 5

I mean... that's you though. maybe this mom has a greater memory for things that don't matter to her. never know, brains are strange

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Donut_Wizard 23

6 brothers, and you’re the only sister.

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RichardPencil 30

Get rich and then it won’t matter how tiny it is.

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Yudith 24

Things might have changed since then. You are due for another family measuring of the member.

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