Miscellaneous: Sad and lonely

Sad and lonely

By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

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You deserved it 10 512

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 447

You deserved it 4 423

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By doubleds - 03/06/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 540

You deserved it 5 680

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 853

You deserved it 2 296

By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 039

You deserved it 369

My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 074

You deserved it 217

By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 751

You deserved it 3 832

By disciplinaryaction - 21/11/2011 07:02 - United States

Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 761

You deserved it 3 355

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied "even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 451

You deserved it 3 279

By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 384

You deserved it 10 681

It's not what you think

By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 341

You deserved it 7 709

snufleufugus 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:23

what i mean is that because she's an old lady she is probably taking it as meaning she wears a shirt around so noone will se it. not that nobody does her and if she does "get some" then they wouldnt see it for that long, if at all the whole point of having sex is to have sex not admire eachother's underwear

snufleufugus 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:18

so?

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RPGod 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:30

Ummm... what?

dancelover1012 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:34

why didn't you just grab a new bra? i definitely wouldn't want one with ink on it.

luckyyyy 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:00

#7 speaks the truth you got pwned by yourself

kellster 2

Monday 1 June 2009 2:05

She wasn't being rude! She was being classy in agreeing that you're not a ****! FYL for thinking that was a FYL! She's probably of the politer older generation who think that underthings are things that only you see, unless you're obviously married, and even then you don't talk about it in polite company. Which you don't. Only our TMI generation does that and thinks it's something to be proud of!

aback 4

Monday 1 June 2009 2:12

What's she going to do, contradict you? But really, you should have seen if you could get a discount.

squeaksx24 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:33

Why is this a FML?

b0rnxfam0us 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:43

#64, if YOU would read more carefully, you'd notice that both posts were within the same minute, and I'm also on my iPod which goes slower than a computer, so if you'd just stfu and stop trying to be sassy, you'd realize that I didn't exactly know that you had already posted the same thing. chill.

anniesaysbueno 0

Monday 1 June 2009 4:59

i dont see how your life is ******. it's not like this old hag is going to go around telling the world that you cant get laid...

Fy0urlife 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:17

werd @ #101

MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 8:49

Lol people, she's just making it sound worse than it is, and what we call this here is a misnomer. The old lady obviously just agreed, like, Okay suit yourself, agree, not Agree that she doesn't have the potential to get laid. Zzz.