Miscellaneous: Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly...

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied "even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

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By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By spiderchick23 - 10/02/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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Sadface590172 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:05

That image is so disturbing to near suicidal levels.

netbeui435 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:11

welcome to walmart

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Sadface590172 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:05

That image is so disturbing to near suicidal levels.

01sparkly 15

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:05

What happens in Walmart, stays in Walmart Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding a bucket for him because he had gastroenteritis. FML

davisjenny81 30

Monday 22 December 2014 20:15

Vomit!

zee209 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:06

Oh retail :) Funny times though.

apineapple 40

Friday 8 May 2015 5:13

FML isn't big enough for the both of us.

netbeui435 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:11

welcome to walmart

spoo 24

Wednesday 24 June 2009 16:50

but i thought their employees got to sit around eating caviar all day

forgettingsunday 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 4:01

caviar? the ****... walmart has absolutely no class. I would say they sit around eating doritos all day, not caviar.

dudeman1212 22

Monday 26 December 2011 5:55

Welcome to walmart... Get your shit and get iut

atruegem 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:15

and that means your life is ******? pretty weak tolerance level. yes, it is gross, but not I have a feeling you will get over it

capslockisgood 19

Monday 12 November 2012 14:22

You could say that for all of the FMLs on here.

TigressUK 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:24

And that's what trousers and skirts are for.

kitkatkelly 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:16

In this case, pants = trousers.

crazy_cat_lady24 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:30

Wow, that was way more information than anyone would need. If I were you I'd never ask again why someone is returning an item... "even when she had underwear on"... as if that's not the normal way of being dressed.

ASUmeg 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 14:59

A lot of retail places unfortunately need a reason to know why something is being returned, i.e. if it's damaged. In this case, I would definitely damage out the pube pants