Miscellaneous: Sad and lonely

Sad and lonely

By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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By doubleds - 03/06/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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You deserved it 217

By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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You deserved it 3 832

By disciplinaryaction - 21/11/2011 07:02 - United States

Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML

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You deserved it 3 355

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady came to my register to return a pair of white pants. I asked her what was wrong with them and she replied "even when I had underwear on you could still see my pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

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You deserved it 3 279

By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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You deserved it 10 681

It's not what you think

By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

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You deserved it 7 709

snufleufugus 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:23

what i mean is that because she's an old lady she is probably taking it as meaning she wears a shirt around so noone will se it. not that nobody does her and if she does "get some" then they wouldnt see it for that long, if at all the whole point of having sex is to have sex not admire eachother's underwear

snufleufugus 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:18

so?

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Glam_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:42

Haha, I moderated this one. I thought it was funny; I doubt that the sales person really cared, but that does suck that you aren't getting any action...

chux4w 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:43

By "pen" you mean ink, right? Although, why blurt that out when you could just have her get you a new one? Who wants an inky bra? Not me. But thats probably because Im a guy.

lilmac61894 2

Saturday 19 December 2009 16:27

if she meant a pen as in ink.. couldnt she just wash it and get it out???

Derick_Z 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:47

I moderated this one, and I fail to see how it's an FML at all. An old woman thinks of you as a conservative girl who doesn't walk around showing off her bra, so what? You "admited" that you aren't sexually active to an elderly saleswoman, so what? Damnit, we need a "So what?" button!

wowfmlife 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:48

I moderarated this one... I guess its good she's not a ***** though

cattoe7 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:49

maybe she did just mean because you will wear a shirt? hopefully..

whatitduz23 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:53

the old lady has more intercourse than u do

HelloStarshine 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:55

So? lol She probably just agreed with you because people wear shirts on a day to day basis. That's what would have gone though the minds of all the elderly people I know. Not everyone is thinking about your sex life, hun.

levitate 3

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:56

#19, that's not a long phrase at all. Sometimes, people do just tend to blurt things out. Not really the number of words. They usually come as a whole idea. But an FML somewhat.

Moviefreak321 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:57

YDI because you are creating your own drama and being so sensitive. The old lady works in sales. Her job is to listen to people and act like she cares about what they are saying all day...nodding is a routine part of the job to make people think you care or understand even if you don't cuz' its bad business practice to say "I have better things to do than listen to your crap all day, ma'am please go away." She was simply nodding to make you feel like she cared...don't worry she couldn't care less about what your life is outside of handing her money for the company and probably didn't even realize what you meant behind that statement anyways...you are just way to sensitive about not getting laid. Maybe getting laid would help you relax some lol