Love: Saw my crush without a shirt on today, didn't realise I was staring... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2017 14:04

Saw my crush without a shirt on today, didn't realise I was staring until he yelled out 'like what you see?'. FML

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JMcool 18

Saturday 28 October 2017 10:31

You should've said yes. Never know where a little flirting will get you!

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JMcool 18

Saturday 28 October 2017 10:31

You should've said yes. Never know where a little flirting will get you!

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