Sax appeal

By blackcarnation - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - South Windsor

Today, my brother got a new saxophone. He thought a good way to break it in was to play it in my ear. Loudly. While I was sleeping. FML
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Rapunzel1974 23

Nothing like a little bit of gratuitous sax first thing in the morning.

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8born8 18

And yet, God help anyone outside the family who hurts them in any way.

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8born8 18

I sense a prank war... Let the games begin and may the odds be ever in your favour.

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azisles02 17

Your revenge should be swift & strong. Firecrackers in bed could be a good one, or cover his bedroom floor in mouse traps.

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8born8 18

Dog poo on his pillow, next to his head while he slumbers. He'll roll over eventually and it'll be all over his face. Or hide some rotten eggs in his room. Alternatively, you could buy some gradual lightening spray for his hair and each night, spray some on one spot on his head and on one eyebrow.

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GraphicAustin 8

That's when you break in his butthole with a brand new sax being shoved up it

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Blavock 12

When he's not paying attention kick him in the nuts so ******* hard

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