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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally, I'll lick spilled drinks off my arms and being slightly intoxicated, I did. Then I realized it was chunky. The girl dancing next to us had puked everywhere and I licked her vomit off my arm. FML

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Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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Pace yourself

By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 16:39 - United States

Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML

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All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By Jigll - 13/10/2008 08:26

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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judgeymcjudge 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:06

Why the **** would you lick random liquids off your arm without knowing what they are or whose cup/glass/bottle/BODY they came from?! You're an idiot. YDI.

QJD 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:04

Ugh..That's just.........Im not going to say it. YDI.

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airandfingers 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:29

hahahahahahahaa did you throw up on someone else's arm, which they proceeded to lick? noms!

dingleberrybop 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:53

sucks to be you, hopefully after that you didn't really give a shit because you were so drunk =p

fsuchamps1 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:36

I almost threw up just hearing that.....the grossest thing ever!!

Beeebop 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:48

Ew why would you lick spilled drinks off yourself?

lollibots 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 3:57

you lick spilled drinks off yourself?...right.what is YDI????

xMooMoox 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:35

I'm going to bypass right over the "Why would you lick random "liquid" off your arm?" and ask if anyone saw you do this? I would definitely crack jokes whenever anyone vomited around you again. Also lets look at it from the girlfriends prospective: Today while dancing with my boyfriend at a party the wasted sick **** next to us barfed everywhere, some landed on my boyfriend, he decided to lick it off. Now everyone keeps asking me "Your dating that guy who likes vomit right? Honestly when your fooling around does he want you to vomit on him? I've heard of guys like that!" I didn't know he was suck a sicko! FML