Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking home from when I passed an old woman sitting...

By NotSteve - 18/04/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, I was walking home from when I passed an old woman sitting on the curb of Walmart begging for change. I gave her my last dollar and felt good about it. Five minutes later I saw the same woman driving away in a car. I don't even own a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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Checked out

By $$$ - 29/05/2013 04:49 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML

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Carry her home

By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 19:02 - Canada - Gander

Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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Crossed purposes

By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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bcmg44 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:06

Sucks when that happens to good Samaritans.

effyourlife_ 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:08

don't trust a ho. never trust a ho.

Comments

bcmg44 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:06

Sucks when that happens to good Samaritans.

mayumm 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 6:26

LMAO @ 5, Awww srry OP.. but seriously that was pretty funnyyy :)

qwacktastick 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:53

And this, everyone, is why you don't give money to beggers.

abnormalbird 11

Friday 4 April 2014 0:14

I agree, give them food/water, not your change.

lolajelly 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:06

should have known better. beggars are a scam.

bmexoxo98 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:27

just give them food not money.

Gamera_fml 14

Friday 6 March 2015 4:20

Words of wisdom

CoutureGirl 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:07

I hate it when people do that.

ravinderkaler 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:07

wat a bitch

effyourlife_ 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:08

don't trust a ho. never trust a ho.

Rizzen 27

Tuesday 3 December 2013 18:54

don't trust me?

nato2101 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:09

Never give money to people just begging for it, at the very least they should do something like wash car windows

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:11

wow what a bitch u shouldve thrown something at her car

thuryn 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:16

I think this one is a repeat. What? Did it again? FML is a "How Not To" site for life. You should read the rest of this site before you go outside again. YDI

iris85_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:16

Same thing happened to me, except I didn't give him anything. Some "homeless" guy was begging for change outside a restaurant I was about to enter. Minutes later, I see him coming inside opening up his Macbook. Lol