Scammers gonna scam

By CrystalsDontWork - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - El Paso

Today, my colleagues and I found out that our boss has been taking business advice from an astrologer, as well as a soothsayer. FML
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razzledazzle21 23

Well, how is business?

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TheDrifter 23

Well, most employees star gaze and tell the boss sweet sounding lies anyhow, this really isn't any different.

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razzledazzle21 23

Well, how is business?

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BitsOBacon 12

Business could be great if OP found said soothsayer, slipped him a few hundred, then boom, promotion.

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rememberkids 14

Apparently according to OP's username, not good.

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Wizardo 33

Astronomically shite but done worry, the business going up in metaphorical flames will sooth your soul...

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k_lylepad 19

It seems like it's been working pretty well so far.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Lucky is still luck, not an educated and informed decision. Even a blind squirrel finds the occasional nut, you know. :P

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Didn’t Ronald Reagan’s wife Nancy do the same while he was President? Somewhere I’ve read that she made her meeting schedule based on what an astrologer said.

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bob226 7

hey dont judge until u try it!

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Dracoboxer357 35

Yay, a legitimate professional! Bet that makes you feel comfortable. You have your resume updated by chance? :p

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TheDrifter 23

Well, most employees star gaze and tell the boss sweet sounding lies anyhow, this really isn't any different.

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InfernoVivo 12

Apparently unprofessionalism is the norm in society these days

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Harshdfml 14

He might soon have a voodoo doll made to control you. Be afraid op.. Be very afraid!

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darwinism 30

Tha is just the tip of the iceberg. There are cheaper "do it your self" tricks available, like tarot cards, coffee reading, etc that can make business booming. Suggest this to him, and see that promotion run all the way to home base!

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Goblin182 26

So, how's it working out so far?

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