Cats and Animals: Scaredy cat

Scaredy cat

By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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By Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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You deserved it 5 185

By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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You deserved it 22 965

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By musicalxtheories - 09/05/2020 08:00

Today, my cat pooped in the shower. How did I find out? I didn't see the poop when I got in. I slipped in it, and smacked my head on the tile wall. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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You deserved it 5 848

By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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naaddzz 14

Friday 25 March 2016 2:06

Next time you should knock OP

buckstop1 37

Friday 25 March 2016 2:06

No need to get all pissy about it OP!

Comments

migmit 11

Friday 25 March 2016 11:17

I'm disappointed in you. Next time do make a video and upload it to Youtube.

JustThatPerson 21

Friday 25 March 2016 11:40

Could OP expect that to happen?

Seeya55 31

Friday 25 March 2016 12:29

Time to get a lidded box! Some cats are shy, the box part helps them feel more secure!

dannyoshea 7

Friday 25 March 2016 12:43

Someone want to tell me why was his cat going to the toilet in the bathroom?

jocamo 24

Friday 25 March 2016 19:53

2 good reasons why. 1 the litter box is in the bathroom, (that's where mine is) or 2 some cats are actually trained to use the toilet.

lazlowrave 10

Friday 25 March 2016 14:56

Unlikely it's "bathroom shy" but more likely you just startled or scared it.

coltmerriman 15

Friday 25 March 2016 15:49

Maybe get a dog? They are better...

soulreaper12296 28

Friday 25 March 2016 15:54

Or you just literally scared the shit out of him.

capnbzarr 43

Friday 25 March 2016 18:09

Is it possible your cat is deaf so he didn't hear you coming?

herpderp1234 17

Friday 25 March 2016 23:22

Well that was a crappy situation! Lol

Futacy 29

Saturday 26 March 2016 3:13

You wear shoes in your house? FYL

manuwish 9

Saturday 26 March 2016 11:37

you need a lid, take the bigger ones with the flap so she/he doesn't get claustrophobic and pee half way out of it..hope you find a suitable solution for you both