Cats and Animals: Scaredy cat

Scaredy cat

By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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You deserved it 2 559

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By Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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You deserved it 3 453

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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You deserved it 104 327

By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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Thanks, Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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You deserved it 5 982

By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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You deserved it 5 185

By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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You deserved it 22 965

Tiler, the creator

By musicalxtheories - 09/05/2020 08:00

Today, my cat pooped in the shower. How did I find out? I didn't see the poop when I got in. I slipped in it, and smacked my head on the tile wall. FML

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You deserved it 280

By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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You deserved it 5 848

By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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You deserved it 7 120

naaddzz 14

Friday 25 March 2016 2:06

Next time you should knock OP

buckstop1 37

Friday 25 March 2016 2:06

No need to get all pissy about it OP!

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bonjourhello 25

Friday 25 March 2016 2:37

Sounds like a shitty situation

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 25 March 2016 7:53

Sounds like an overused shitty pun.

Tomryan279 10

Friday 25 March 2016 2:51

I think you need to build the cat it own bathroom.

stevenbro 6

Friday 25 March 2016 3:10

Sounds like normal cat shit. YDI.

PePziNL 20

Friday 25 March 2016 3:36

He sounds like a pussy What a cat-astrophy What a shitty situation There I made them all now stop please

freddygasman 18

Friday 25 March 2016 19:53

he's not a pussy, she just scared the shit out of him.

mccrightp 29

Friday 25 March 2016 23:51

Don't pussy foot around the issue. I won't comment further as don't want to be your cat's paw! HAHAHAHA!

crudeandrudeguy 29

Friday 25 March 2016 3:50

Cats are evil anyways, mine does that on purpose

thedeadlysun 2

Friday 25 March 2016 4:53

only your shoes? he's got good aim

turdwrangler 18

Friday 25 March 2016 5:03

What a scaredy cat.

watermelon15 35

Friday 25 March 2016 5:07

I would have a similar reaction

pleasedie 22

Friday 25 March 2016 5:24

Hmmm so if someone walked in on you using the bathroom you'd pee and poo everywhere. Sounds amusing, disgusting but amusing.

lolmyfduplife 7

Friday 25 March 2016 6:19

Now you can call him a pissy cat.

socialproduct 19

Friday 25 March 2016 8:33

Not a single "cat-astrophe" comment yet? Not sure if I'm proud or disappointed in you guys.

Limeila 10

Friday 25 March 2016 10:51

cat-ass-trophee*

turdwrangler 18

Friday 25 March 2016 20:53

27- that is a PUNishment for anyone who reads it.

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Scaredy cat

Same thing different taste

Thanks, Mr Whiskers

Tiler, the creator

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