Love, Engagement ring, Thief and Scams: Scarpered

Scarpered

By James - 30/07/2019 18:00

Today, I asked the restaurant manager if he could arrange to deliver an engagement ring to me and my girlfriend with our desserts. Desserts came, no ring. That guy wasn’t the manager, just a guy in a suit who legged it with my ring. FML

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By jakethemuss - 09/08/2014 23:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

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Romcom trope

By Anonymous - 27/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a waiter fucked up by bringing a dessert with engagement ring to our table. My girlfriend started crying and saying, "Yes Yes Yes!" The look on her face when she had to take the ring off and give it back to the other woman… She’s now giving me the silent treatment, even though I did nothing wrong. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By ringhider - 08/10/2010 16:55 - France

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By JJ_V3N0M - 03/01/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By figures - 16/11/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML

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By KilledTheMoment - 23/11/2014 06:10 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML

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Alup132 22

Tuesday 30 July 2019 18:03

You deserve it for not checking that, but sorry OP. He’s in the wrong, not you.

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 30 July 2019 19:03

It is a bad situation but never ever hand over something that valuable to a stranger.

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Alup132 22

Tuesday 30 July 2019 18:03

You deserve it for not checking that, but sorry OP. He’s in the wrong, not you.

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 30 July 2019 19:03

It is a bad situation but never ever hand over something that valuable to a stranger.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 30 July 2019 19:58

The perfect crime! Imagine the patience it requires to dress like restaurant management and wait for the opportunity to make a score like that!

WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 30 July 2019 22:35

Why wouldn't you ask an employee to get the manager? Also F her life if she said yes anyway. Don't give stuff to random people .YDI

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 30 July 2019 23:27

"Excuse me, but would you mind putting this in our dessert before serving it to us?" "I don't work here." "Bullshit! You're wearing a suit! Which means you're clearly the manager! Now do as I've asked, and remember the customer is always right!" "Okay, whatever you want... dumbass..."