Love: Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought...

By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By jakethemuss - 09/08/2014 23:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

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Please don't do this

By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 15:38 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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Romcom trope

By Anonymous - 27/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a waiter fucked up by bringing a dessert with engagement ring to our table. My girlfriend started crying and saying, "Yes Yes Yes!" The look on her face when she had to take the ring off and give it back to the other woman… She’s now giving me the silent treatment, even though I did nothing wrong. FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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By ringhider - 08/10/2010 16:55 - France

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

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By James - 30/07/2019 18:00

Today, I asked the restaurant manager if he could arrange to deliver an engagement ring to me and my girlfriend with our desserts. Desserts came, no ring. That guy wasn’t the manager, just a guy in a suit who legged it with my ring. FML

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LMFAOsabrina 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:22

aww, thats so mean D: but how long were you two dating? maybe shes just not ready for marriage for example, if you only dated for 1 or 2 years. maybe its a good thing that you two wait, cause sometimes couples marry way too soon, when they're not ready.

TryToBeKind 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:43

Wow. In a way, I always feel bad for people who get proposed to when they're not interested - it really does put them on the spot and unless the one proposing is a complete jacka**, the one who says no is the bad guy. That really, really sucks. My sympathy for her ends there b/c she had no reason to be such a . . . wow. So heartless about it. I would have been tempted to snatch her dessert plate away, say 'no' and stick HER with the bill. Even if you handled t he situation with grace, it's perfectly reasonable to break up with her citing the fact that you don't want to waste your time with someone who sends mixed messages. And I mean: not seeing her at all, not hanging out with her friends, insisting that your friends act like true friends and drop her like a bad habit. How awful! Best of luck to you.

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LMFAOsabrina 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:22

teentee401 36

Wednesday 25 June 2014 14:14

Well either way he didn't deserve to be turned down so rudely.

z_vet 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:34

That hurts. Sorry man.

King_of_Kings 3

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:40

what a bitch! picked it up then put it down and said no? was the ring not good enough for little miss priss? its not the size of the diamond that counts. its the thought of wanting to spend the rest of your life with her that counts. that was mean on her behalf.

TryToBeKind 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:43

CamBam97 7

Friday 27 February 2015 4:39

Your sayingbreak up with her because she isn't ready for marage? Thats aweful! Shame on you

King_of_Kings 3

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:50

#4 i was going to mention taking her dessert. i decided not to. but yeah, i had that same idea about taking the dessert and dumping her. i should have mentioned that. oh well. well said #4. i couldnt have said it better myself.

yuyo_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:55

hey atleast she didnt leave u eating the dessert by yourself

Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:57

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BTR_lover 1

Tuesday 17 July 2012 7:18

Cool story bro.

King_of_Kings 3

Thursday 5 March 2009 13:03

well put #7

mrcarmine 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 13:04

wow talk about level-headed, just saying no and taking it off and proceeding to eat lol sorry dude

Vincere_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 13:16

Life lesson learned: Never get married. Seriously, what positive thing has marriage ever done for anyone? It weakens relationships more than it strenghtens them... Also, #7, it's quite stupid to think that just because she said no, it means she doesn't like him. She might have certain believes that keep her from getting married or she might just want to wait untill it's the right time. Whatever it is, it's quite ignorant to dump her just because she said no. After all, not wanting to get married has got absolutely nothing to do with how much you love someone.