School project [gone sexual]

By Cail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 223
You deserved it 67 628

Top comments

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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guinness_fml 0

Hehehe dirty. To avoid this in the future, there's one simple thing you can do: rehearse, rehearse, rehearse. Decide what you're going to say in the presentation before you actually give it.

iamspartacus2 0

#99, if Osama recommends something, then his enemies- us- should not do it! It will benefit him! #99, that is an epic foreign policy fail. YOUR ideas need to die as well as Osama's.

#10 sucks hard. But I don't really see the problem with this... I mean I see it, but it's a double meaning thing. Not an fml.

sidders 0

And that's not true? I thought all nazis were gay.

iamspartacus2 0

#137. If we forget Hitler, then that is like ignoring a vice. It can only grow from that point. Again, the Jews want us to know the atrocities committed by the Nazis. If we forget Hitler, we forget his sins and the innocents he had killed. If we forget the victims, we forget their right to be heard and known and respected. To forget Hitler is effectively to deny the Holocaust, which in turn is one of the most anti-semetist actions possible in the modern world. Plus, Hitler is a significant historical figure and to ignore history is the dumbest action that anyone can take. And forgetting history is something that Hitler himself tried to do. #99, Osama is a goddamn lunatic. There were Muslim civilians in the world trade center. And I am depressed to know that we are NOT hunting Osama like a ******* animal and dropping him in a boiling vat of mercury once we find him.

YDI for thinking this is an FML. And seriously, people, do we always have to get into an argument about Hitler and the NAZIs? Do we always have to prove Godwin right?

We can remember Hitler and we can teach his doings but the way you're bringing him across is in a positive way people need to know the bad things he did not just that he was a fricking' "Good Speaker" And the victims who died because of Hitler should get justice by not showing everyone how great of a speaker he is but the disgusting things he did to the Jews and the atrocity of it..

#131, he would but.. they're kind of dead. Chill out, people, saying someone is a good speaker is not the same thing as saying he/she is a good person. I can't imagine the sticks you all have up your asses. OP, that pretty much made my day. ^_^