School project [gone sexual]

By Cail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 223
You deserved it 67 628

Top comments

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

Comments

Wtf. How did you not realize that? Btw, good for you for not focusing entirely on hitler's bad side!

Howdyplz 2

BEST FML EVER! Don't worry, sometimes things just come out all wrong. It happens to me every day. But, then agin, never when talking about Hitler. So I guess that's where the FML part kicks in. Long ass thing I need to get out: 137- woooo, someone needs to take their chill pill right now. Doing a project on Hitler or even acknowledging that he was a good speaker is in no way condoning his horrible actions. It's just stating the truth. Don't even mention him? Of course we will, fucktard. Nobody wants a repeat of Hitler, so we kinda have to remember him. You don't just let the world forget history. And, though this may suprise you, people want to learn about this stuff. No matter how horrible of a thing the halocaust was, it is still something interesting and worth remembering, but not in a good way. 148- Did you even read this thread? People are not praising hitler, they are acknowledging the truth, which is that he was a persuasive speaker and a horrible excuse for a human being. Number 4-Lol, if I wasn't scarred for life before, you just corrected that. Double Entendre :D Number 36-Little Nicky=Most ****** Up Movie Ever, but the "Hitler's birthday" part is still win. Whoever is saying "Jew Hater"(and 38)- Doing a project on a Jew hater does not make you a Jew hater by association. Notice how he says "had to give a presentation on Hitler" instead of "gave a presentation on Hitler cuz i think he's awsome and I hate Jews". 57, I agree completely. to 130- I am a Jew, and I was not at all offended by 27's comment. You need to stop being so touchy. Theyy said "Lol, Nice" as a response to the fact that OP said something so awkward sounding in front of the class, no matter if it was about Barney, Hitler or even the Teletubbies. Even though Hitler was a horrible, nasty person, I would give a report on him without making such a big fuss. Heck, I would give a report on anyone. It's a report. You just do it, and if your'e offended, get over yourself. Things like the halocaust never go away, and we might as well keep on learning aobut them. Who wants that to happen again? If we keep teaching about it, it won't, and that's for the better. So why don't we all stop being so touchy? C'mon, it's FML.

Think before you talk. Go to the ondeck circle first and then go batter up.

NickelPhosphate 0
goldshoes09 0

Then you should have said he was a very good speaker and could incite a crowd.

99 is a genius. 139 is a titwad. Simple as.

haha this is the first FML all day that's actually made me laugh out loud xD

llamalicious 0

hahaha nice this reminded me off mt friend who had a sexual dream about hitler. lmao