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School project [gone sexual]

By Cail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML

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SaintKiwi 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:23

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

tempaccount 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:26

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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laughinboy 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:21

LOL haha nice

nirvanafan980 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:49

Hitler only had one ball

underaegis 0

Monday 23 August 2010 8:33

that is true that hitler only had one it's a good thing "grow a pair" wasn't in style back then

DisappearingRose 18

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:30

If I said that and people laughed, I'd get suspended... Teachers and their assuming....

Tobe_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:21

Hahaha, you have shamed yourself. FYL

dead_beauty 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:23

how is this fml????

chaos753159 4

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:25

oral skills = oral sex 

observesandgasps 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:07

he means dick suckery

breenarae25 0

Friday 17 September 2010 8:35

duhh

SaintKiwi 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:23

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:24

modern society has very sick minds. you have to watch your mouth. but that is freaking hilarious!! haha sorry about that though, that would be a laugh-about-it-later moment!!

hollers444 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 5:54

I'd laugh about it then and there

tempaccount 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:26

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

Cjw1220 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 22:56

AMAZING

McBurgar 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 19:38

haha. I would have been.

Seventie 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:26

:x I bet his skills make people wild. Eh, these days everyone is nastehh

jonmansheppard 9

Friday 8 July 2011 16:26

his skills killed people ?

rmujerita 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:28

#4 LMFAO

emily4040 18

Friday 20 June 2014 4:41

Do you not know how to respond to comments?

mz200sx 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:28

ahahaha

Shizden 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:28

speach fail? woot first 10 :D

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