School project [gone sexual]

By Cail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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SaintKiwi 0

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

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tempaccount 0

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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ashes2ashes 0

lol @ #6! ur teachers had better give u an A, cuz your oral skills probly made EVERYONE go wild w/ excitement! this fml made my day!

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AdamGD 0

#31: i am not saying hitler didn't do some seriously messed up shit. All i am saying is that he also did a lot of good. Volkswagon was started by hitler. Hitler improved germany's economy beyond belief. All in all, if the holocaust never happened, hitler would probably have been the greatest person since jesus.

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animedemons 0

@ 78: y is the op a jerk for having to write a paper on hitler?? OP: ROTFLOLLLLLLZZZ!!!! this is insane! i showed this to everyone i know and they all could NOT stop laughing. i bet its true, too. both meanings. or the Nazi crowd, at least.

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lifecanbegood 0

there have been plenty of better speakers than Hitler. What separated Hitler was his tact with media and fear. Pleasing everyone is impossible, but Hitler...He incited even those who hated him with fear. Much better speakers than Hitler include one John Grinder, a Milton Erickson, and a certain Tony Blair. Not that Hitler wasn't good.

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Shirou 0

This one made me laugh.

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bitterpill1 0

ahahahhaaha that was fucken hilarious fave'd

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 0

#36, if his pajamas were stripped u couldn't be in them lol

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