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By Rebecca - 16/04/2012 18:49 - United States - Bloomfield

Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 06:01

Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML

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By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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By SmallTownCutie - 29/05/2019 04:13

Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Aalborg

Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML

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Communication breakdown

By Anonymous - 27/03/2024 08:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my mom, who still refuses to get a mobile phone, was late coming home, so I was sent to buy dinner. Dad wanted seafood. I picked it up and returned, only to find Mom was already back with McDonald's. Dad insisted we eat that, despite my protests and MY money I'd spent on HIS request. I made sure Mom saw the Verizon ads. FML

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By FriendlessLoser - 17/08/2016 07:11 - United States - Bristow

Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML

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Golden child

By Ana - 30/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom proved to me that there was favoritism between me and my siblings. My mom made me use my money to buy everyone dinner, but when my brother wanted to buy himself food, my mom asked him if he was gonna buy me and our sister some too, he said, "No, I don’t want to" and she said, "That’s fine." FML

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Cruel

By Gayafnow - 02/08/2021 02:01

Today, my sister outed me to my very conservative parents as retaliation for not taking her to get McDonald’s at 2 a.m. last night. My mom gave me an ultimatum, either "stop the lesbian shit" or get the fuck out of her house. My sister smirked through the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 20:22 - United States - Newark

Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:48

Can't complain about fresh, never frozen beef.

NoFeet 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:54

Tell her you always liked your dad more anyways.

Comments

Constantine1990 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:18

Op your sister will probably try to put your mother in a home when shes older and you'll be the compassionate one and stop her

Zangetsu67 5

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:25

Doesn't matter... Had lunch

fishisacat 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:50

She should've taken you out for Wendy's and a shopping spree! I love me a frosty :)

Trisha_aus 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:36

You mean you didn't get a chance to Treat Yo Self?!

nofearjenshere 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:20

Why do you always commas after your periods? I don't understand.,

Grimmerie 31

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:54

Yes. Yes you were.

tattoomommy10 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:57

your mom sound like my mom..

thebeautybleeds 17

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:10

I knew a man named Rebecca... So don't go assuming.

catharsis5 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:11

Wait, why were you "forced to stay at home"?

kei1108 13

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:28

Wow. You should demand more respect than that. What makes your sister worth a shopping spree, and you worth a burger?! NOTHING. Stand up for yourself. You're awesome.