Sex and Love: See ya

See ya

By Emily - 14/02/2011 20:25 - France

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and who knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night… It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

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By dfkjhregoiuberiug - 09/12/2009 09:20 - United States

Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML

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By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

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By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By CC. - 11/10/2011 14:51 - Sweden

Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML

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Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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Mind your own beeswax

By Aiedail - 02/03/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after months of watching it brewing, my best friend, who I love dearly, slept with the girl I've disliked for almost as long. It’s not my place to be hurt, we’re not together, but the idea just fills my heart with hopelessness and sadness. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 18:02 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

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By Cheater_Cheater_Pumpkin_Eater - 28/01/2010 17:27 - United States

Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

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Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:56

Maybe you should have kept your legs closed for a little longer...

GawZ 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:59

sounds like he used you for sex. great guy to have a crush on. congratulations. fyl.

Comments

SimonREWQ 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 10:30

Your fault. You don't know how to evaluate a person before finally deciding that you love them. You remind me of those girls that fall for dumb guys and complain about why you always fall for the bad guys--because you have bad judgment. You deserved it.

Not_a_kid 3

Thursday 17 February 2011 20:28

Oh, nooo!! I feel so bad for you. And your friend's kind of an idiot.

amyleebenz 2

Thursday 17 February 2011 23:19

everyone who is saying she's at fault is an idiot. how do you know how long she has been friends with this guy? it doesn't give you the full details. I've been in a similar situation before... I was in love with my best friend of 5 years and I was afraid to act on anything. he started being mean to me and not talking to me and I later on found out it was because he was mad when I dated other people. now, we are together and it's perfect. but, anyways. I'm sorry dear... don't let him use you if he knows how you feel and he doesn't feel the same way, it''ll only hurt worse in the end =/

stfu21 0

Friday 18 February 2011 1:51

hmmm... some friend :/ im sry.

jweezykeepsitste 0

Friday 18 February 2011 7:00

been there ****** that....it sucks!

iiiiiiiirediiiii 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 11:56

At least he's willing to stick it in ya ;)

atariangel 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:59

Haha I could so see a guy saying that! It's your fault though cuz he knew you liked him

MaxTheFrench 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:59

Pas cool ce gars, tu ferais mieux de venir me voir, I'm cool dude !

steelerzwoot 0

Monday 21 February 2011 0:57

yeah you live and learn chica

PiperJade 1

Monday 21 February 2011 1:00

Hahaha! Everyone comforting this girl needs to pull their heads out of their ovaries. Was she wrong to assume that this was a good idea? Yes. Is it unfortunate for her that he rescinded what she assumed to be implied in their "doing the deed"? Yes. Is she the first girl something like this has happened to? hahah No! Does alcohol absolve either of them of responsibility for poor choices made while under the influence? No, they had plenty of wherewithal prior to getting drunk (unless either of them is a mentally retarded) to prevent getting drunk in the first place. This was not rape unless she expressly refused to have sex with him. Upon waking, she only regrets his response to the previous night's activities, not the activities themselves until after he recants them. At best, it's like buyer's remorse. Definitely regret and likely shame, but that doesn't justify calling it rape.