Sex and Love: See ya

See ya

By Emily - 14/02/2011 20:25 - France

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and who knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night… It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

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By dfkjhregoiuberiug - 09/12/2009 09:20 - United States

Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML

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By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

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By VacationTSA - 19/02/2009 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By CC. - 11/10/2011 14:51 - Sweden

Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML

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Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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Mind your own beeswax

By Aiedail - 02/03/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after months of watching it brewing, my best friend, who I love dearly, slept with the girl I've disliked for almost as long. It’s not my place to be hurt, we’re not together, but the idea just fills my heart with hopelessness and sadness. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 18:02 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

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By Cheater_Cheater_Pumpkin_Eater - 28/01/2010 17:27 - United States

Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

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sassypants93 17

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:56

Maybe you should have kept your legs closed for a little longer...

GawZ 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:59

sounds like he used you for sex. great guy to have a crush on. congratulations. fyl.

Comments

krazy_glu3 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:35

"you're lucky breathing is involuntary" omg that made me bust out laughing!! as for nail polish on guys? yeah only if you are gay.. when I think of nail polish on guys I think of skinny emo boys with tight jeans and a tight shirt. and lime green or white? WTF? but why don't you just try it out and see how much it doesn't work on you getting a girl. unless you ARE gay,. then by all means... go for it!

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:38

Sounds like a personal problem to me. Maybe you shouldn't open your legs so easy when the guy you like finally wants you, or in this case your ******. YDI

MyKeyy 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:44

at least you had sex.

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:50

"how how I feel about him." Huh?

lordcaliburx 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:51

It's hard to see alcohol and hormones turning out to be anything big -Atmosphere -

imac619 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:57

Ydi.

DarlingNikki91 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:07

I've had a crush on my best friend for like 5 years. Thank god I never had that happened. I cant imagine how you feel. I'm sorry! But damn what a dick!!!