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OP: I'm glad that you were able to stick it out in that mascot costume; I understand they are not for the weak of heart. And your dancing obviously paid off by increasing the store's revenue. Great work! What your boss did not tell you, because he wants it to be a surprise, is that he is actually buying a bus, so he can go around and give everyone rides to work. Company-provided transportation, at his expense. He's just trying to share the wealth.
Welcome to the working world. Do good work and they'll shit on you, and expect you to eat it with a smile.
Making your boss look good is always a good thing. It makes him more likely to get promoted, and when he gets promoted, he'll try to move you up with him.
Keep working hard for now even if other assholes get the glory and then when you work your way up you can be the new asshole and have a nice car.
I'm sure it all your doing that the company did so well.
Sounds like Office Space
Your Boss is a Selfish Ass.
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Pretend to be on his side, and advise him to get the girliest sports car you can find! Sit back and enjoy the result...
I love how bosses always get credit for an employee's hard work. But when it comes to bad work, it's the employees fault. Sorry, OP.