Cars, Accident, Ironic and Transportation: Wreckless Eric

Wreckless Eric

By pgmonster - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 207

You deserved it 5 525

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By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 276

You deserved it 10 290

By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 828

You deserved it 23 600

Cough up

By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 11:00

Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 221

You deserved it 1 895

Bollards!

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 16:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I proudly drove my new car to work, feeling on top of the world. As I parked, I noticed everyone in the lot staring at me. I smiled and waved, thinking they were admiring my car. It wasn't until I got to my desk that my boss informed me I'd dragged an orange traffic cone under my car the entire way to the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 145

You deserved it 535

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 223

You deserved it 72 637

Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 478

You deserved it 70 347

Seize the means of production

By vikts - 29/05/2012 17:52 - Luxembourg - Olm

Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 342

You deserved it 1 955

By Thomas P. - 27/08/2016 16:49

Today, I parked in my "employee of the month" parking spot by the front of the store and started my shift. About halfway through my shift, a customer backed into my vehicle, got out and checked, then drove off before I could come outside. Perks of being the best employee I can be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 568

You deserved it 866

By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 733

You deserved it 46 541

The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 093

You deserved it 625

walkingspastic 22

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:34

It's not your fault, the man clearly jinxed you! I mean you had a perfect track record before he brought it up!

bettyc4 26

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:36

He should have knocked on wood.

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Googolman 29

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:33

It looks like you wrecked your relationship with your boss.

walkingspastic 22

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:34

It's not your fault, the man clearly jinxed you! I mean you had a perfect track record before he brought it up!

MrConcise 34

Thursday 21 May 2015 19:34

"There's no such thing as an accident." The boss planted a psychological seed of destruction. OP was just the vessel!

grajax 24

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:34

Well, looks like you really crushed your reputation in that aspect.

dragon0313 9

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:36

I'm sorry that happened to you op. FYL

1dvos_grl3 21

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:36

Oh the irony.. Hope you don't get into too much trouble.

bettyc4 26

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:36

He should have knocked on wood.

LOLouis_fml 24

Thursday 21 May 2015 18:08

Before OP knocked INTO metal.

woainishamu 21

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:36

Your boss jinxed it!

alkoy 4

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:41

now he probably thinks you did it on purpose :)

abNormal62 23

Thursday 21 May 2015 18:04

Well at least you got the recognition before you got the blame

brandoneyez1 25

Thursday 21 May 2015 18:06

Your boss has a sharp tongue. Next time he should talk how long it's been since you got a raise.

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Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML

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Today, I found out that I can’t get my COVID vaccine due to my chance of going into anaphylactic shock. FML

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You deserved it 137

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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You deserved it 4 788

Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 231

You deserved it 231

Today, while petting one of the goats we have, the other one was jealous so it ripped out a chunk of my hair. FML

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You deserved it 206

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

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Wreckless Eric

Same thing different taste

Cough up

Bollards!

Impressive

Seize the means of production

The road to hell…

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