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Guttered.
9- I believe you're looking for the term "Ironic" as I don't see how this is much of a paradox...
At least he isn't in a long term relationship with a hemrrhoid. (FML reference)
Insane_Tea: If the FML you're referring to is on the same page, the you don't really need to say "(FML reference)". At least I hope not. Unless people on this site have gotten really dense...
32 - if you're on a phone, that FML isn't on the same page. Also, if you're viewing the FMLs from top to bottom (like most people), you would probably read that one AFTER this one (unless you are in the minority and check every few hours like you and I do). So it was a perfectly legitimate thing to say to keep people from going "lol, WTF? *thumb down*"
44- I agree with everything you said except for the part about it not being on the same page. On both my Android phone and my Ipod Touch, the FML is still on the first page.
Yeah I have an iPhone and It's there lol I'm in that minority too ;P
And think about the future, 32. I've seen perfectly good and humorous comments get burried because people started seeing it in the random section, and therefore had no way to connect the FML to the one being refferenced. In fact, for the good of FML, I propose that we all do this.
No thanks, I prefer to write my comments in a land far far away from your proposed (F)MLA format. **** format! If you get it, fab. If not, move on! FMLA citations. Feh. (Any US students with any clue what i'm talking about? You get a treat!)
44 & 64 - I'm muy jealous. I double checked when I typed that and the last FML on my page was the "eating disorder - duh" story. It's just blank below that. Anyone else have trouble loading the whole page? I'm using the iPhone app.
82 "FMLA": We should start citing your brilliant term for the grammar Naziing that goes on here.
I guess you were right to be scared
Your picture doesn't go with your comment, sweet Jesus I'm disappointed.
17 - neither does yours
At least he said sweet Jesus
Sorry to disappoint, but I don't comment to please you
Are you ******* kidding me?
Well be nicer then. Problem solved.
You're nearly as bad a troll as OP's girlfriend
TrimKibbles, try actually reading the FML before giving OP advice next time
Or possibly less.
Guess you should try to do something to make her happy maybe take her on a date or to the movies to show how much you love her, otherwise you might be single. FYL.
Perhaps you might consider the possibility that OP has been trying to show her how much he cares for her and simply doesn't feel that she expresses as much appreciation as he would like to see.
That could be true, you never know some people's girlfriends/boyfriends always want more.
Easy solution to feeling like you're not getting what you want/need out of a relationship: communication. The worst thing that's going to happen is someone yells, and really is that so scary? If you can't discuss things like mature adults, maybe that means it's not a great fit. I hate passive aggressive bs, because if he is "spilling his guts" by saying this, he's keeping a lot inside.
You say "single" as if it's a bad thing…
Lol, You must really love her to still be in that relationship... Run!
Maybe it will strengthen your relationship, she might catch herself when she starts to get upset at you.
Obviously not if her first reaction to his confession was to get upset.
I don't about them but, I totally agree with your welcome #7 (:
At least you guys were able to be honest with each other, many couples wouldn't have the balls and just deal with being unhappy.
And now you spilled the beans on FML
So being in that relationship makes you happy because...?
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I guess you were right to be scared
Looks like you need to communicate more