Miscellaneous: Self report

Self report

By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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You deserved it 30 482

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 657

You deserved it 67 499

By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 833

You deserved it 39 906

PARTAY!

By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 876

You deserved it 55 860

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 481

You deserved it 6 360

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 464

You deserved it 127 826

By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 02:45 - Sri Lanka

Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

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You deserved it 3 363

Self report

By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 041

You deserved it 5 529

By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 794

You deserved it 9 148

By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 208

You deserved it 23 200

By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 093

You deserved it 8 941

wolfstar126 25

Thursday 2 April 2015 15:20

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

Mightyrif 23

Thursday 2 April 2015 15:24

YDI, plain and simple.

Comments

izzajaneful 24

Thursday 2 April 2015 18:14

The fact that you told them, drunk or no, should garner you a lighter punishment. My parents would have found it hilarious. Not that it would be mitigated completely, but they would have taken my humiliation at drunk dialing them into account.

Wutdafuqq 24

Thursday 2 April 2015 18:15

He definitely wasn't careful enough. He probably shouldn't have gotten so tanked.

TabooSushi 24

Thursday 2 April 2015 19:00

Aaaand this is why all car keys AND phones are confiscated and put into a safe in my bedroom upon anyone arriving at any of my parties in which alcohol is involved.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 2 April 2015 20:08

So if someone's kid gets sick the babysitter has to call the safe instead of the parent? I hope you leave someone nearby to answer the phones as they ring.

badgercheese94 16

Thursday 2 April 2015 19:45

I dun get this whole "getting shitfaced" thing. The first time I got drunk at a party I was talking to my mom on the phone, though thats cuz my aunt put her on. I really have not gotten drunk at a party since, at least not like that. If my kids did something like this they will get the belt, the sandal and the fly swatter!

kieralumina 30

Friday 3 April 2015 6:12

why would you hit someone with a fly swatter? that's completely disgusting. do you know how many germs and dead insects are on those things? the sandal isn't much better since the ground outside is pretty filthy. besides, in this era the most effective punishment is the internet.