Miscellaneous: Self report

Self report

By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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You deserved it 30 482

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 657

You deserved it 67 499

By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 833

You deserved it 39 906

PARTAY!

By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 876

You deserved it 55 860

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 481

You deserved it 6 360

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 464

You deserved it 127 826

By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 02:45 - Sri Lanka

Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 365

You deserved it 3 363

Self report

By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 041

You deserved it 5 529

By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 794

You deserved it 9 148

By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 208

You deserved it 23 200

By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 093

You deserved it 8 941

wolfstar126 25

Thursday 2 April 2015 15:20

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

Mightyrif 23

Thursday 2 April 2015 15:24

YDI, plain and simple.

Comments

wolfstar126 25

Thursday 2 April 2015 15:20

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

ironmany_fml 23

Thursday 2 April 2015 17:49

mayne he is just "special"?

HDMi127 10

Friday 3 April 2015 20:20

lol, but he was drunk, I think if anyone is drunk they are a special kind of stupid.

Mightyrif 23

Thursday 2 April 2015 15:24

YDI, plain and simple.

miketopgunmike1 25

Thursday 2 April 2015 22:47

If only they had a button that said that........oh wait, they do!!

natashamilan 13

Friday 3 April 2015 4:54

Thanks for clarifying. No one had any idea.

Kate Amanda 2

Thursday 16 March 2017 15:48

lol they meant you dumb idiot not you deserve it lol

trellz17 19

Thursday 2 April 2015 15:25

You must've been totally wasted to not remember doing that. Hope you had fun though

Exsequor 14

Friday 3 April 2015 0:25

I have plenty of experience with both being blackout drunk and drunk dialing, and never have I ever talked to my parents. I can't comprehend the type of drunk who does that.

Kate Amanda 2

Thursday 16 March 2017 15:49

You could literally call anyone you're blacked out

Scryll 17

Thursday 2 April 2015 15:26

So out of all the contacts on your phone you drunk dialed your parents? Winning number selection if you ask me.

Welshite 39

Thursday 2 April 2015 15:26

People like you are so disrespectful. Throwing a party behind your parents' backs and potentially trashing their house is so immature. You deserve it.

Exsequor 14

Friday 3 April 2015 0:22

I bet you're fun at parties.

AllSoul 23

Saturday 4 April 2015 1:39

#41, I think you mean respectful. When you have a teenager, see how you like it not being able to trust him/her while you're away and throwing parties behind your back.