Transportation, Art and Love: Self sabotage

Self sabotage

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 17:41 - United States

Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She'd said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said, "Nah, it's just a generic face." FML

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You deserved it 10 803

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By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 462

You deserved it 19 430

By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 302

You deserved it 9 960

By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 050

You deserved it 3 138

By ilovecowboys - 26/02/2010 09:09 - New Zealand

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 880

You deserved it 7 048

By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 761

You deserved it 6 832

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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You deserved it 12 793

By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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You deserved it 3 662

By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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You deserved it 12 195

My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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You deserved it 218

By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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You deserved it 26 961

UberNova 18

Thursday 16 August 2012 0:03

Get your foot out your mouth and say "this one doesn't compare to you", you're welcome.

sandracore 15

Thursday 16 August 2012 0:02

As an artist, this would turn me on

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danielliott 2

Friday 17 August 2012 1:22

you should have added, "but you, you are much prettier".

diva239 8

Friday 17 August 2012 15:49

You're an idiot.

wallstreet015 0

Friday 17 August 2012 19:51

you should just rip your dick off and retire it cause its useless.

disengaged 6

Saturday 18 August 2012 17:14

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS~!

caleismyth 5

Monday 20 August 2012 23:10

then say, "i wouldnt be able to capture such a flowers beauty" gets you foot out your mouth and take advantage of the situation!

pancakes_O_O 3

Sunday 26 August 2012 4:06

Artist problems

Grauncho 27

Saturday 27 October 2012 22:49

Good on you for putting that cocky woman in her place.

nicholasj96 9

Sunday 18 November 2012 14:00

Her fault for being ******* conceited .

danilols689 11

Wednesday 3 April 2013 4:08

I wish there was a button that said "she deserved it" lol

Nederlander95 14

Tuesday 24 December 2013 0:51

Good! Arrogant bitches like that need to NOT be paid a compliment every once in a while

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