Self-service

By Steve - 13/06/2012 21:30 - United States - Lake Charles

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
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AKGirlinSD 20

Just like most men, women enjoy masturbating just as much. They even watch **** too :-O!...Even though we all know women only belong in the kitchen...kidding!

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im_smart 0

Dumb ass... BONE FIRST THINK LATER

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Love_marilyn 0

Yes trust me women love masturbating just as much as men, if not more considering the fact you guys only have 4000 nerve endings and we have 8000. So technically it feels better for us;) and just ask if u can watch and if she says no then give her space. Then ask if she can pleasure you afterword

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Queen_of_Night 20

Been there, done that. Never had a guy get me off before so if I want an awesome time I got to roll up the sleeves and get the job done myself. I actually prefer masturbation over sex. Considering I don't think any of us knows OP or his wife, it could be she just didn't want sex or it could be he really does suck at it. But no sense in ripping a guy who's already down.

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AnimationStation 3

Work on your technique and surprise her with it, so maybe next time she'll let you in on it ;)

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Marissa1586 18

AHAHA xDDD Don't worry though duii they're two completely separate things

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JacobClay_XP 1

Why you gotta ask? Lol just do it.

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