Intimate moments, Roommate and Awkward: Sensual moment

Sensual moment

By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By boo! - 17/02/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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Catching my breath

By Hamish - 22/07/2021 06:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML

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Tasty

By I wish it was gum - 23/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML

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By pikachu_43 - 21/03/2015 15:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

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Sorry

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 00:01

Today, I vented a lot to my niece about serious things via text message but I didn't reply to hers since I was asleep. She assumed I'd killed myself and called everyone I know, and had a full blown panic attack. And she has asthma. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2013 03:47 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I started coughing. That coughing led to an asthma attack, which led to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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bleachedraven 14

Sunday 11 April 2021 22:17

awkward as **** & an FML for the woman having the asthma attack.

vadarose 12

Sunday 11 April 2021 21:46

What the ****? Why would you assume and start kissing her without consent?

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vadarose 12

Sunday 11 April 2021 21:46

What the ****? Why would you assume and start kissing her without consent?

n1nj4br34dm4n 3

Tuesday 11 May 2021 4:51

You’re ******* joking right? We don’t even know the context. You may well have been through trauma, and that’s terrible. But the entire movement of “how dare you kiss this person. You didn’t have their consent!” is just outrageous. Do we not go based off of mutual respect/space/social cues anymore? I can sure as hell tell you that if your miserable ass were to find someone low enough to go on a date with you, and it was successful and both parties enjoyed themselves, you would undoubtedly find it awkward if they looked at you and said at the end of the night before leaving “I want to kiss you, and I think you want to kiss me, but I will not do that without your grace.” I’m astounded by the stupidity and sensitivity of you people these days.

ic2drops 10

Saturday 18 May 2024 21:11

dude get outta here like damn

cuz803 44

Sunday 11 April 2021 22:07

Unwanted kissing can be a form of unwanted sexual contact. Be more cautious OP cause nobody wants a sexual assault charge

bleachedraven 14

Sunday 11 April 2021 22:17

awkward as **** & an FML for the woman having the asthma attack.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 12 April 2021 1:02

You're a creepy sumbitch... Ask first, homie. And if she says no, you **** right off.

Brightside86 30

Monday 12 April 2021 1:58

This is the most awkward thing I've read in ages.

Billie-Jo 9

Monday 12 April 2021 3:37

I hope that she ended up, telling you off. You don't ever kiss anyone without their consent.

Plop 17

Monday 12 April 2021 6:44

At this point you should just have doubled down on the harassment: Her: Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack. You: Don't you mean an "orgasthma" attack? *wink wink* Her: No, I mean I can't breath. You: Yeah, I always leave women breathless like that *wink wink* Her: Go call my roommate and get the **** out. You: Oh, there's gonna be some "****" alright *wink wink*