Sex Ed is broken

By asnolt - 24/05/2011 22:29 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML
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GiggidyPants 0

Jesus, I guess sex ed is important after all.

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Zombie65 0

I blame you for being a poor parent if she's that old to know you should have had the sex talk a long time ago I feel sorry for her; this is her FML not yours

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Igor_g5 0

I don't think her dad should be discussing sex with her.

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Zombie65 0

your opinion there's a lot of single parents that do it every day moms and dads

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MellisaTatum 6

Why exactly was she sobbing, OP?

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MellisaTatum 6

Why exactly was she sobbing, OP?

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Fireworxxx 2

Blame it on yourself. My mom explained to me that stuff when I was six.

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D11Churchkill 8

You should've just said that abstinence would get her prego. then tell every time she has her period that she had a miscarriage.

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creepycreek 6

is op a man? single parent? where is the mother in this? have they already had the talk? is the daughter trying to pull a fast one over her father? stay tuned for the next exciteing episode of teen master baiters. lol fishing is fun.

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reddwarf_fml 0

somebodysnot doing their job.... u, the school, friends.... damn is she living under a rock geez Kidd nowadays

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CSRozell 4

you should have her put down... She'll never survive without you.

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snipeshow 3

FYL for having a shitty school system. parents never needed to have the talk with me because we live in Canada.

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JesterMarcus 0

You have failed as a parent. You know this right?

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