By Anonymous - 09/08/2011 12:55 - United States

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML
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mk58 31

Let me guess, you loaded them in the car in such a way that everything was visible from outside of the car.

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lilxsexii 4

Someone did go! but saw your car and thought it was better.

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daisyloo 7

That sucks! FYL:( technically someone came...

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KaintukeeBob 13

So...you packed all of the valuables into a single, easily portable location (your car). I assume your car keys remained where you always keep them? Like, on a hook near the car? Or in the drawer in your kitchen? YDI - you made it very easy for everything of value to you to be stolen.

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commietaco 0

I thought the ignition was a great place to hide your keys!

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jumikate 0

how could you be on FML if your computer got stolen?

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KaintukeeBob 13

@27: Ever hear of smartphones? Libraries? Internet cafes? Friends with computers? Seriously, it's not like getting on the Internet is HARD these days.

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ShyAnn29 14

They don't need the keys if they can hot wire it, I think that's what it's called...

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feistylovee 4

Car is the worst place to hide valuables. Take the car next time haha. Fyl

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Pixxio_O 11

You should've hid your car too...

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tybtab 5

YDI for having an open house

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blitz426 0

obviously someone went to it. they came an took ur car

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lilxsexii 4

Someone did go! but saw your car and thought it was better.

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starsfan_9 7

No OP should've put their Bengal Tiger in the car too, that likely would've scared off robbers and have the house a more inviting appearance. win win. (provided OP had a Bengal tiger)

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daysgoby902 6

im gonna call B.S on this story. if you had all of your valuables moved from your house to your car i dont think you would let anything happen them.

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hi358 6

This doesn't make sense, because op said they went out, so if someone came by the house, the car wouldn't be there...

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andee_elizabeth 4

that stinks :/ shoulda left it all in the house

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bellakaykid 6

Why didn't you put your car in your garage? Or if you didn't have one, why weren't you paying attention to the car?

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mk58 31

Let me guess, you loaded them in the car in such a way that everything was visible from outside of the car.

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Soloman212 28

Well it's not like people can SEE into cars! Oh wait...

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Spike300 12

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brah89 0

Actually, everything was in my trunk. It was just pure chance that it got stolen. Almost like winning the lottery... Only not as exciting.

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baby4mommy 27

Still I bet you someone saw you put the valuables in your car.

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heyhihello95 12

If there was ever a time to lock your car, that would have been it.

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reallytho3 11

Thtvdoesnt alwys help

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deaper 16

Good luck with WHAT exactly? Did I miss something?

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RyanMacVey 17

mate read the username... click the thumbs down button and move on...

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Good luck with getting the car back, selling the house, etc... Not sure why that's confusing, sorry :P

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ktateprado 0

First time I saw I iz b a troll with thumbs down :O

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201Blackhawk 0

So Gayboii is better? What the **** kinda thinking is that?

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