Sex, TV shows and Intimacy: SEXY! - FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2014 02:43 - United States - Canyon

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Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

Spicy

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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By -___- - 29/09/2013 19:46 - United States - Winfield

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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Hot and… greasy

By cortanaisahobot - 19/07/2012 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

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Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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This is my O face

By lauz - 03/10/2009 12:20 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I slept with my boyfriend for the first time. I'd always imagined it would be a romantic moment, but it turned out that "Saw 5" was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML

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Experiment!

By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

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Top comments

ChenEighty 20

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:38

Watching Sons of Anarchy while making Sons, possibly of Anarchy. Interesting.

thestrangedude 10

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:42

So he needs to watch hairy bikers to get off? Maybe there are some questions that have to be asked?

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yourloveisbliss 1

Friday 21 March 2014 21:12

lol a guy i dated chose jersey show lol wow so insulting lol

beezchurch88 10

Saturday 22 March 2014 0:25

if I was you id just imagine he was jax teller Durring sex then. meow!

mkcherry 14

Saturday 22 March 2014 11:00

he must not like you very much anymore. I could kind of see watching something sexy but a melodramatic show about mainly out of shape men?

shinshoku13 19

Saturday 22 March 2014 13:54

Jax is pretty hot! Its not so bad ;)

plunkit 6

Sunday 23 March 2014 9:56

I see this fml is filed under 'intimacy.' Hmmm.

StefanKa 23

Thursday 27 March 2014 7:45

And what seems to be the problem..? It's a good show with great music.

dkt_lee 4

Monday 7 April 2014 13:01

I don't see anything wrong with this, lol. My husband and I watched Psych together last week while getting intimate. Then we both cuddled up and finished the episode afterwards.

misskitten354 2

Tuesday 22 April 2014 2:47

thats awesome!

ncny124 2

Friday 20 June 2014 8:31

The club approved. Just don't let Gemma find out

Hairdye_queen 0

Monday 2 February 2015 17:39

I wacth American horror story while having sex.

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Today, my jobless husband wants to buy the latest iPhone. His current phone is in good condition, except that he has a 1000 apps on it slowing it down. We're also in deeply crushing debt from all his bad financial decisions from his severely loss-making business. FML

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Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML

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Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML

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Today, I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5,000 check my grandparents had given me for college money. I found out that instead of my name, they wrote 'our sweet iddle pumpkinbutt'. I couldn't make eye contact with anyone after. FML

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Today, I overheard my friends laughing about how my anxiety means I'll be single forever. I was too anxious to confront them. FML

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Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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Today, another "gentleman" called and asked for my "services". This is happening a lot lately, because apparently I have the old number of a prostitute. I told him I'm not who he's looking for, to which he replied that I sound like a "sexy lady" and that he wanted to have some fun. FML

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Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a nice restaurant for dinner. I ordered an expensive bottle of wine, and poured each of us a glass. As I was about to tell her I loved her, she raised her glass for a toast and said "A toast to friendship!" FML

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