By Ma_Nikka - 20/03/2014 01:38 - United States - Chico

Today, I was making a special birthday delivery for a customer. As I handed her the fruit basket, I said, "Hey, we have the same birthday! Happy birthday!" She called me an attention whore and slammed the door in my face. FML
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Ma_Nikka 24

Heyy! First I just wanna say happy belated birthday to those who shared the same birthday as me: #30 yeti37, #39 Shaowolf, and #66 amvelasco19's dad because I'm NOT an attention *****. So yes the customer ending up calling back claiming that she didn't receive her box of chocolate dipped apples along with her bouquet of chocolate dipped fruit that I delivered earlier. Since she signed the tag showing she had received her delivery my boss said that the delivery was successful and we don't have the box in our walk-in and that there's nothing we can do. We had the box and my boss let me have it. Karmas a bitch. Being in customer service I was genuinely just trying to be friendly as I have been with previous customers. This was the first time someone was rude. However I enjoyed my birthday anyway and thank you all for wishing me happy birthday! :D

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red225 14

Plot Twist: OP and McSlamsInMyFace are twins

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ladystate 22

As if it was so difficult to just tell OP, "Happy birthday" back. Happy birthday, OP!

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Tupelo_Honey 30

Sorry, op. Happy birthday to you, hope your day got better!

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maggiefox 25

Happy Birthday, OP! Glad to know all people born on that day aren't assholes.

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XAndrea_MalikX 16

How rude of her ! Don't worry OP, you'll meet more people like her (unfortunately) in your lifetime. Just ignore them. But happy birthday !

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myoukei 31

Happy birthday OP! Don't let some rude customer get you down.

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ChenEighty 20

Where do you work that gives fruit baskets to people with birthdays? I want a fruit basket too~! Edible Arrangements maybe..?

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ChenEighty 20

Iunno why I'm getting downvoted... Who doesn't like fruit? Nah, I'm just kidding, I expected it x3

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MrSarary 26

At least you know who's delivery you'll forget next time

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WhatsOpTic 11

Knock in the door and when she comes back out just deck the bitch

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ChristianH39 30

That's a bad idea on so many levels

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Dontalktome 9

Yeah, that's called assault. Since the police can probably trace OP through the fruit basket, this is a bad idea.

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mommy2cassidy 18

FYI "i" and "o" are right next to each other on the keyboard...ever heard of a typo?

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hamzor 5

I'm sorry you have to share the same birthday as that bitch :(

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