Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: This is my O face

This is my O face

By lauz - 03/10/2009 12:20 - Australia

Today, I slept with my boyfriend for the first time. I'd always imagined it would be a romantic moment, but it turned out that "Saw 5" was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML

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Crazy nights

By Ugh... - 20/07/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML

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Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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Spooky season special

By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 13:17 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

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Survivor!

By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 16:16 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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doubleAbattery 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:05

This FML is worded horribly.

keywestlov 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:46

wow. horror movies and sex? i dont see what your complaining about! those are awesome things.

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jap1198 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 16:15

I love Saw!

ajninamai 0

Friday 6 November 2009 8:17

Yeah, saw 5 is great :)

toch040 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:50

saw 5 is better than sex

wickedsmart 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 16:19

How is this a FML?? What retard moderated you??

moonlit_manga 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 16:35

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Bloodknight 22

Saturday 3 October 2009 16:37

Don't feel bad. So Saw V was more interesting than your BF, FHL, not yours...

keywestlov 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:46

wow. horror movies and sex? i dont see what your complaining about! those are awesome things.

ellaterra 1

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:18

Bad sex you mean

ellaterra 1

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:18

Bad sex you mean

aahas7 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:58

Ha ha been there, done that! Only it was Anger Management.

Destinyx 0

Friday 9 October 2009 17:46

I love that film :D

bcopeland 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 18:05

um... haven't you ever heard of TiVo... pause it....

Biebz4Lyf10 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 22:57

maybe OP Doesnt have TiVo, smart one...

Sebastian00 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 19:17

How is this a FML?

stupiddumbblonde 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 19:27

....? What's wrong with that movie? This is DEFINETELLY not fML worthy.

alyzandra 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:10

Really read this people: "the sex was that good that I watched it for a little bit." It's assumed that she was watching the movie, but why is she complaining about watching the movie if the sex was good? This continues to baffle me. Who moderated such a thing?