Fat, Cats and Animals: Shade thrown

Shade thrown

By mikep - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied, "It's not the cat you should be worried about". FML

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Top comments

EffinWhosLife 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:52

Guess you and the cat have some room for improvement.

TheCurlyTheory 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:28

Umm okay? You just made every girl who read this that ways 125 or over feel fat. Thanks.

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EffinWhosLife 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:52

Guess you and the cat have some room for improvement.

ReyEr9412 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:42

It's very simple OP: Don't be fat and you wouldn't have people saying that to you all the time.

hellokittywhore 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 3:27

at least she didn't say, your worrying about the wrong pussy getting fat!! lol jkk

hawaiintropic88 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:44

That's like me. I have gained so much weight from not working out. I weigh like 125 now D:

TheCurlyTheory 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:28

Umm okay? You just made every girl who read this that ways 125 or over feel fat. Thanks.

crzysk8r 0

Monday 13 February 2012 5:46

20- I now love you your amazing

edobean 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:31

#2 how tall r u??

aquarius6 0

Friday 19 June 2009 13:23

Ok mom... What's ur point?

scooter32 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 7:28

haha

alexvb10 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:56

Pretty harsh for a mom. But still funny :)

whizzkidd99 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 5:07

shut the **** up fatass and quit putting stupid shit FMLs

OP_here 0

Monday 7 September 2009 10:55

"...it's the fish"

HamsteronA 0

Monday 15 February 2010 13:40

excatly why I thought!!!

Emperor_Jim 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:10

YDI for being fat.

TheCurlyTheory 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:29

Ahahaha jerk.

WWJC 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:42

how can u not know for urself that ur overweight!? oh n #5, kill urself

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